Bullsh*t.vc is a $4.2B early-stage fund backing founders who can say "agentic" three times without blinking. We were early. To everything. We will tell you about it at length.
Software is eating the world, and we are eating the software. We invest at the intersection of where things are going and where the money already is — a category we coined and refuse to define.
Our edge is conviction. While other funds ask "does this work," we ask "what if it did, and we'd told everyone we knew." We move at the speed of trust, which is to say before the deck loads.
We are stage-agnostic, sector-agnostic, and, increasingly, fact-agnostic. If your TAM is large enough to be embarrassing, we should talk.
Uber, but the cars are also wet. Reinventing mobility for the splash economy.
Async video for people who have already made up their minds. Meetings that should've been a vibe.
A subscription layer for talking to God. Now with priority routing (closed beta).
Blockchain for keeping secrets from yourself. Immutable, regrettable, fully on-chain.
An AI that sleeps so your team doesn't have to. Rest as a service. Burn as a feature.
We're not telling you yet. Honestly we're not sure either. The round is closing.
Pattern-matches at scale. Was early to being early. Believes deeply in founders, for about a quarter. Coined "pre-product-market-fit-fit."
Has never lost money on paper. Sees around corners she also installed. Three exits, none confirmed. Will ask about your moat, then your childhood.
Joined from a fund you've heard of. Will not say which. Adds value via one Slack channel and an aggressive posting cadence. Reply guy to the industry.
Tell us nothing in 200 words. If we're interested, you'll never hear from us again with great enthusiasm.